Health: Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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Bro, do you even lift?

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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Bullshit quack chiropractor on the loose!

By Paulie89 - 20/10/2019 12:00

Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML

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By WIIslave - 14/12/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML

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By Torbey - 14/09/2016 03:49 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML

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Carry that weight

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 18:00 - Australia - Moorebank

Today, I was getting up from sitting on the floor. I lent on the coffee table to help support my weight and heard a pop. I'd bruised the tendons in my wrist and now have to wear a wrist guard for 6 weeks. FML

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Cruel Summer

By placard3 - 02/10/2019 20:02

Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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Unimpressed

By kylie - 02/04/2021 17:01

Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML

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SomeonethingStup 0

Friday 27 November 2009 22:52

lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.

wtfismyfml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 22:53

sexersise

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AKBIGCAL 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:18

8==>~ X infinity! bahaha, or until your doc says otherwise... haha

SlymR 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:06

@#94 It's "Beat it... Beat it... No one wants to be defeated" Learn your Micheal Jackson

extra_unordinary 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:07

wow.... learn how to spell Michael. XP

Starfire22 5

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:51

Hahahaha... This just makes me smile lol

blastvortex 3

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:16

Haha. You stepped right into that one, ya twonk.

dr_octagonapus47 4

Tuesday 22 November 2011 7:24

Wtf is a twonk?

1234512345cj 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 17:55

lol

RedLion23 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:40

That's a win in my book, i'd say ;-)

Boudewijn 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 3:00

Platinum medal for your my friend.

LadyDraigen 3

Sunday 29 November 2009 6:53

#83...Hun, I think he's used to doing a lot of things one handed...

WarriPengoo 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 7:08

lemme guess, you ********** w/ it??

Mudkipzrule 4

Monday 30 November 2009 5:53

Oh...jeeze...you figured it out already? XD

Brey1013 0

Monday 30 November 2009 14:08

WOW. thats alot of wanking. get a job? or another hobby? or (far fetched, i know,) get a girlfriend?

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I caught my girlfriend of a year texting her ex, asking if she was enough for him sexually. He responded in detail about all their sexual activities, but she says I’m overreacting and shouldn’t keep throwing it in her face. Am I wrong? FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML

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Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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Today, at 19 years-old, I found out that kiwi birds aren’t actually extinct. FML

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