By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
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cutycat136 28

Lesson #1: dogs have a great sense of smell. If you have it, they will find it. Don't hide it on you.

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vikingchick 22

Wow not many positive rated comments here. I'm sorry to hear that a dog ripped through your clothes. I hope you're doing alright. :)

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vikingchick 22

Wow not many positive rated comments here. I'm sorry to hear that a dog ripped through your clothes. I hope you're doing alright. :)

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Rkikkas9713 25

I wonder why everything is being down voted? I'm sorry about that happening OP, it must be ruff. Care to follow up as to why you had a dog treat hidden on you?

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Attacksloth 33

This takes the biscuit the dog-gone funniest FML of the day. It was a real treat that shook me down to my very last bone, and Iams happy to have been here to witness it's pup-ularity.

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otecasacid 22

That's one way to get a bitch to rip your clothes off

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amileah13 26

Man, that dog was very determined to get that treat! Sorry he ruined your clothes :(

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82681 25

Boy, I hope your crotch ok! It sucks that you had to go through that, op!

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lilybadilly25 15

Hmm.. Sounds like the dog needs training… *cough cough* Dog Trainer over here*cough cough* For real though, I hope you're okay! and from now on, you should hide them in a place where you can easily give them away if needed! Haha

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jelrid 30

Sometime man's best friend = man's worst nightmare.

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