By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
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cutycat136 28

Lesson #1: dogs have a great sense of smell. If you have it, they will find it. Don't hide it on you.

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vikingchick 22

Wow not many positive rated comments here. I'm sorry to hear that a dog ripped through your clothes. I hope you're doing alright. :)

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NodakN8V 25

That's how it starts...first it was peanut butter now it's dog treats ... Smh

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codyslong 12

You better just give it the dang treat.

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rockwelll 9

Why are you walking around with a dog treat in your pants? I'm only asking this because you said a dog and not your dog or friend or whatever.

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clair_brodie 35

I am more curious as to why you have on shorts AND sweatpants.

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Scheffy213 17

must have been one tastey treat

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militarybrat 21

Um, duh? I put both though. YDI for having the treat in your pocket but FYL because of your poor clothing.

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MehNameIsJuan 15

Pretty much my dog except my dog follows and barks constantly..

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Deku_Cutie 12

Why continue to hide it if you knew that's what he was after?

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Fmlsea 28

why would you even put the treat in your pocket?

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