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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By bitten - 15/05/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By Dead Inside - 03/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Elkhart

Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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Dog park blues

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML

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cutycat136 28

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:31

Lesson #1: dogs have a great sense of smell. If you have it, they will find it. Don't hide it on you.

vikingchick 22

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:59

Wow not many positive rated comments here. I'm sorry to hear that a dog ripped through your clothes. I hope you're doing alright. :)

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vikky538 28

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:32

is that your dog.?..next time hide it some where else ... I hope I did not bite your.............

haileyrows 26

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:33

Sounds like a certain dog needs obedience training...

MehNameIsJuan 15

Monday 9 March 2015 12:22

Thats not it...

LeavenSilva 27

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:35

Was it your dog? If not, I'm curious as to why you walk around town with a dog treat in your pocket

smokecloud_ 37

Sunday 8 March 2015 22:04

When my dog was a puppy I always had treats in my pocket for training purposes. It's not uncommon.

dbt88 15

Monday 9 March 2015 5:30

OP just said "a" dog which implies it wasn't theirs... Even if you're training your own dog at home, one would think you'd leave the treats there, too.

smokecloud_ 37

Monday 9 March 2015 6:50

Nope, I always had a supply of treats in my pocket whether I was with my dog or not. It made for some entertaining situations when I pulled them out at work. Hell, I only stopped carrying them after I developed multiple stalkers at the dog park.

aguynamednick 20

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:35

why would you just so happen to be carrying a treat in your back pocket

DoomSkuller 28

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:38

I doubt it was their dog, guys, considering the wording. Just says "a dog."

Steve95401 49

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:40

Doggone it!

hammonds92 21

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:45

Atleast we know what's up scooby-doo

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:47

That bites.

NinjaBoyDavido 13

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:49

No more years for him!

clairesucks 37

Monday 9 March 2015 11:06

The dog wasn't trying to rip OPs pants, it just wanted the treat. It's stupid to put it down because it's acting like a dog

abNormal62 23

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:54

So you are complaint that a bitch approached you without your consent to get a piece of ass ?

Jinxsie 27

Sunday 8 March 2015 23:39

You don't give treats to a bitch.

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