Miscellaneous: Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had...

By Hungry - 14/01/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By Trash - 21/01/2009 14:23 - France

Today, a girl was coming on to me throughout an entire concert, giving me drinks. At the end of the evening, she gave me her MSN address so that we could do other things together. Thanks to all the drinks I'd had, I forgot her address. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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By Chedder - 26/06/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By Clader - 10/12/2008 03:09 - France

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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Waze?

By lol - 28/10/2020 09:57

Today, while working as an Uber driver, I asked my passenger for directions and she didn’t know. She was going to her own house. FML

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:55

5 second rule? pick it up and eat it? C'mon. rip off the bad part and eat the rest. Unless you were at some truly filthy place. Or make her pay for another if you don't get anything out of it. Or buy another. Really, is it that much? It's like saying, FML, I lost 2 dollars. It doesn't sound too bad...

knitbitch 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:32

@#10, It's an empanada. You should try one sometime. Then you'll feel his/her's pain.

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:55

vjf9000 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 10:04

dude it couldn't been homemade!

popcorn_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 0:36

i think it would be more of an FML she purposely knocked the empanada out of your hand...

regal 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:14

ok seriously that is the worst thing thats happened to you? Why the hell did you bother posting that?

deayandrax3 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 17:51

ITS A FLIPPING EMPANADA ! I WOULD CRY IF SOME DRUNK CHICK MADE ME DROP MINE :(

knitbitch 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:32

@#10, It's an empanada. You should try one sometime. Then you'll feel his/her's pain.

PinkElephants713 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:51

So what would you prefer? a.) a drunk girl hugging you with glee, and possibly taking you back to her hotel ooooor... b.) morning over your dropped empanada? I think (a) all around!