By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 17:27 - Austria - Vienna

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Today, a drunk woman kicked me in the balls for not buying her another drink. That's the closest thing to intimacy I've ever experienced. FML
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Fgjvshnb 22

Hey, some people have to pay good money to have someone do that to them!

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tigerisabelle 31

Chin up OP your time will come, and hopefully it won't be from some psycho at a bar

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shinikageWolf 15

No Linda, how many times do I have to tell you, fondle the balls, lick them, suck on them, DON'T kick them!

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watermelon15 35

Don't worry op, girls will appreciate that you haven't slept around. Perhaps find a girl that is reserved. A lot of girls only want guys who have never had sex before

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ohSNAPyall 26

But they probably aren't in bars looking specifically for virgins.

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c0ffeeb3an 15

Girls want virgin guys? Woah. When you're sixteen, maybe. But I don't think anyone would be particularly happy for example when meeting guys around thirty and finding out someone's still a virgin. Having enjoyed it a natural part of life as a grown up I really wouldn't want to start teaching someone the basics now. Also, it kind of just makes you think if everything's okay with that person (I'm not saying something's neccessarily wrong; I'm just saying doubts arise).

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expertsmilee 26

Speaking from experience on this one. Guys who are saving themselves for the absolute right one fear this point of view more than anything.

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sweetpotato301 7

"A lot of girls only want guys who have never had sex before"... haha that's not true at all unless you're quite young. Once you get to your mid 20s that would just be quite a difficult requirement

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kiaora_fml 11

Agreed but some women are jealous and prefer it that way even if they have had sex themselves rather than the idea that their boyfriend has had sex with another

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sweetbliss 13

probably because you don't buy girls drinks.

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Sir_Cow 17

So, did you hit back or called the cops?

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cyberI7 13

If your a cheap bastard and never want to have children she's a keeper.

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BearGerhart 8

If you're looking for intimacy (and not just to hook up) try a dating service, online or not. The bar scene is portrayed as the way people meet, but that's not usually the case. And when you meet someone in a bar, all you're guaranteed to have in common with them is that you like to go to bars.

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