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By ShakenNotStirred - 11/11/2013 08:18 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML
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perdix 29

Tell him that dipping his hair in the drink isn't good enough entertainment to get freebies. Pour the whole drink on his head, and then give him a free one. Now, that's entertainment!

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perdix 29

Tell him that dipping his hair in the drink isn't good enough entertainment to get freebies. Pour the whole drink on his head, and then give him a free one. Now, that's entertainment!

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SWC_Penguin 17

Does anyone know what 'blindsided' means in Australia? Here you'd say that he blindsided him BY putting the hair in the drink. This post says it's something he did AFTER he put the hair in the drink. Slightly different so I'm wondering if there's a different meaning to it there.

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Enslaved 36

I thought it meant OP got hit/punched without expecting it.

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infinitegrace 21

The first thing I thought of was a car crash but I know that couldn't be what they meant.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Yes, "surprised by" and "car accident" are the only two ways I've heard it. I suspect that #17 is correct, though. I can see how it could be used to mean a punch.

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Alicestraza 33

I thought blindsided meant to be surprised by something, that's all I've ever heard it used for. Puts a less violent spin on the fml if that's all OP meant.

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apu_nahasapeemap 10

Today, in this supposed information age, it's ironic that folks don't just check a dictionary. Oxford, Merriam-Webster and dictionary.com all give good definitions of blindside. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

*google-man* Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

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JMichael 25

Shouldn't of questioned him eh?

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littlexlune 16

Always trying to get something for nothing.

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cyttex 13

It's ok op hazards of the job, once (I work at a ice cream shop) a mom dumped a waffle cone on my face because her scoop was too big, and these people are sober.

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bikergirl93 18

i feel sorry for you having to put up with drunks like that at ur work :/

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cloudsofneon 5

Don't, bartenders know what they signed up for.

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RedPillSucks 31

They don't sign up to get punched out by some drunk rapscallion

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ema_stonez 19

that's awful! nobody else can buy that drink though..

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TwistedCherub1 15

Why would anyone buy a drink someone else already had? I've never been at a bar out restaurant and thought, "That lady seems to be enjoying her beer; I'll see if they'll sell it to me."

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\ 28

When, exactly, are bartenders supposed to cut people off?

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worldclassrager 39

If he is drunk you shouldn't give him one anyway...

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WhiteZoneRedZone 6

That sounds like a pretty hairy situation you were put in!

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