Money: Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas....

By Lizzzyygurl - 02/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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By monkey2069 - 13/05/2014 13:58 - United States - Elgin

Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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Change

By notip - 15/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2019 02:00

Today, a guest at my restaurant asked me what a tip was. I had to awkwardly explain to him that servers don't make hourly wages, and we rely on tips from customers to make money. After I finished, he laughed at me, called me a sucker, and stiffed me on a $120 tab. FML

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Money Money Money

By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 08:00

Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML

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Did I teach you NOTHING?

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 00:00

Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML

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shankzilla 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:07

shoulda asked what it was for

IveGotNothing 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:07

dude that sucks

Comments

22jrdn55 15

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:41

you know, you should always ask before you do anything!!! YDI for being so dumb!!

tacospaceman 2

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:49

LOL thats funny but really you should've asked what the hundred was for that sucks anyways next time you get a big bill like that ask what its for.

plexico 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:56

Bombercules, You need to check out the FML about the twin sisters. I'm sure they need some "Double Vision" lyrics.

lm_wfc 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:02

I think he would have asked for it back if you hadn't taken it, proabably joking. If not, you're a good looking young girl, and he wanted to sleep with you.

screwtaylor 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:17

Nobody goes around giving out 100 dollars unless you work at a strip club and your name happens to be Miley Cyrus. Also, the 100 dollars could have been counterfeit.

the_coon_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:30

win.

plexico 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:55

And I happen to be in attendance and baked goods are involved.

hydro_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:28

You were the victim of a cruel, unusual and (for the foreign guy) risky joke. FYL.

22jrdn55 15

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:31

i dont think it was a joke!

WonderBlunder 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:36

It's a joke. If he sincerely wannna tip you the $100, he'll ask you to keep it. If you keep the $100 bill thinking it's a tip, I bet he'll ask you why you only gave him back $5 as the change should be $105.

catkat25 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:58

it could have been a counterfeit. at the fast food place where my boyfriend worked someone paid for their food with a counterfeit $100 during their lunch rush. if it wasn't that totally sucks. but agree with everyone else who has said it, you did the right thing.