School, Friends, Creepy and Miscellaneous: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 03:42 - United States - Ocoee

Today, I was talking to people around school to make new friends. I met an amazing guy and we really hit it off. He was fantastic in every way, but decided to end our conversation with, "We shall meet in the afterlife!" I don't know if I should be scared or not. FML

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You deserved it 1 687

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 23:42 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML

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You deserved it 2 446

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By you're just creepy. - 11/12/2012 08:39 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 090

You deserved it 3 752

By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 559

LOL AWKS

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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You deserved it 318

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By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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You deserved it 11 645

By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 143

You deserved it 5 534

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 658

You deserved it 2 912

By jobless - 07/05/2009 21:10 - United States

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML

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You deserved it 58 315

By Anonymous - 19/09/2018 22:15

Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML

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You deserved it 543

Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67

You deserved it 874

jonjonguapito 15

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:31

For what? Ask him if he wants to plan your next reincarnated forms or something. Tell him you dont wanna be a cockroach again.

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:27

Maybe he was joking around and forgot to explain his joke? I don't know what else to say

Comments

jansdrs 19

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:24

Run.

TreeBeard123 5

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:14

These "run" comments are getting kinda boring now..

rodrigun449 16

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:15

Would you say it's a running joke?

TheGamingGamer 28

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:24

You should be scared. Run far away.

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:24

I don't know if you should be scared by that. It was just something silly to say

donuthole 3

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:25

Maybe it's just a new video game. Like Half Life, but just After Life. But either way- run!

UserError94 18

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:12

The only thing you succeeded at was giving me aids cancer

JaffaMC 13

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:25

That's sweet :) He believes you'll make it to Valhalla, too!

kingpling 4

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:02

Witness me!

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:27

Maybe he was joking around and forgot to explain his joke? I don't know what else to say

SuckerPunched44 12

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:39

Seems likely

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:25

Or do you both have a class where they're talking about the afterlife or death or something during that class?

interesting33 36

Wednesday 16 March 2016 22:02

I don't watch Supernatural but it sounds like something that someone in a fandom might say? Like you say, a reference to something?

darshini_ii 24

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:28

You should probably ignore that and get to know him more, if he is really as creepy as this. Then run really fast OP

jonjonguapito 15

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:31

For what? Ask him if he wants to plan your next reincarnated forms or something. Tell him you dont wanna be a cockroach again.

cheshirecat13242 32

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:33

Don't freak out. That's completely acceptable if he's a Viking.

RememberSchlitz 9

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:37

So it was all good except that one thing? Let that one thing go. If meeting in the afterlife is really something he feels strongly about, then unless he's a jerk about it maybe you could take the opportunity to enjoy having a friend with a different perspective. Broadens the mind.