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By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:07 - United States

Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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Saturday 22 January 2011 16:19

At least you'll remember it forever.

you_failed 15

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:19

Wow! That's scary! D: But that's what you get for trying to mess with the wild you hoodlum! :P

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MaddaCheeb 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:06

YDI

mintcar 9

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:20

Something memorable? And the best you idiots could come up with was chase around a deer? Incredibly immature.

BountyBass 13

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:24

deer's happen!

toelie 26

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:40

Deer is happen? Happen belongs to deer? (besides: deer is plural and singular)

Ranimal 12

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:29

It's not like watching Bambi. Deer are very aggressive, YDI idiots.

macskapingvin 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:36

Have you ever heard the phrase: "to run like a deer"? It exists for a reason.

emmi98 5

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:43

I've never actually heard that phrase has anyone else??

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Monday 9 July 2012 11:28

Actually... I don't think I have. Strange, considering all the literature I've read...

dapheronixx3 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:43

YDI u guys are dumb like acually no one in the right mind wud run after a deer

bekdebekah 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:57

bambi hates you

PrettyAMAZING 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:58

LOL! literally!

gnrgirl09 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:59

Lol.. What the eff.

AlexBuda 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 18:12

Thats why your supposed to have hand grenades at all times!

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