By VelocityMary - 30/07/2009 15:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 334
You deserved it 6 885

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?

Comments

youre friend is a ******* dork. "will **** for Wii." I hope you didnt do it. honestly, if I had a wii, and someone wanted to do me and then got to keep it, I would say "**** you!" and keep my wii. pussy isnt worth it.

triplethreat13 0

well...is your friend hot? :)

jumpman3000 0

she never said she was in a rush, just that her friend found out and made an interesting proposition

well.. im a 21 y/o male that is still a virgin.. ive had many chances to have sex.. i just havent.. guess it will happen when it feels right.. am i a bad person?? very far from it!!! people love me! i dont understand why people make such a big deal about it.. oO u lost your virginity at 15!?! good for you! lol do you even talk to that person anymore?? HA!

Obviously you can get a professional for less than what a Wii costs. Tell your friend to go **** his hand and also get a mirror.

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being 19 and a virgin!! Before having sex, you need to ask yourself if you're ready to have a child, because I lost my virginity at 19, and guess what? I got pregnant. I'm 20 and I have a 6-mo-old. I'm also a music education major and still in university. I had my baby in the middle of last semester. Luckily, I was able to finish with good grades, but it still wasn't something I was truly prepared for, and has drastically changed my life.

bexox 0

Well, that's why I use the birth control pill, to be honest. Also, many women are willing to get abortions. I'm not saying that's what you should do, or what anyone should do if they don't agree with it. I'm just saying women have a choice these days and can control their sexuality and whether they have children.

yes, totally fucken photoshopped. TOTALLY.