By VelocityMary - 30/07/2009 15:52 - United States

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Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML
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AnneFTW 17

Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

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allmidnighteyes 10

Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?

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Dalarsco 0

Point out that if you did that you'd call him Wii ***** for the rest of forever.

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cmac86 23

I'm a 23 year old male virgin who just got kissed for the first time 2 years ago. it's ok. I respect you for not losing it earlier. I hope you wait till you're married. I hope to do so myself.

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Sugar_lipsXo 0

I wish there were more males like you. (: You know how many amazing & beautiful girls want a guy who isn't sleeping around? A LOT. Keep your head up, you'll get one.

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kennythedude 3

I agree with you, I think sex at young age is a bad thing. You gain nothing and it's a lot better if you wait until marriage.

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GabriLee 0

Good for you. You're the kind of guy that girls want to marry... the guys that offer sex for a Wii are the guys that girls want to fool around with in college. Things will work out for you, I can tell. Hope you can wait 'till marriage! I hear sex is better when you're in love.

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genius_man16 0

It's fine that your waiting until marriage, but you shouldn't force your beliefs on other people like that. It'd be the same if I was like "DUDE WTF YOUR A DUMBASS FOR WAITING UNTIL MARRIAGE"

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metheonlyb 17

Great. Then i guess I am in for something really good for being a virgin till now even though i'm nearing 21!

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DameGreyWulf 0

Woah... did all our comments get baleeted? :c [edit] Whup, guess not... I think. Wow FML has been weird today.

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roundnproud 7

aww all those comments..gone to waste looks like fml's been hacked?

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Amkii 0

........you're a 19 year-old virgin. I don't see the problem. I didn't even kiss a guy until I was 21, and he was my (at the time) boyfriend.

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roundnproud 7

I'm a virgin at 19. I cry myself to sleep every night and ********** five times a day to compensate.

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Sugar_lipsXo 0

seriously, that's sick. there's a lot more to life than sex. you may need a therapist.

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roundnproud 7

guess i forgot to add /END SARCASM at the end of my post for the stupid people

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GabriLee 0

Well, technically, it's not just the stupid people who would need the /end sarcasm... There are a hell of a lot of stupid people on this site and I wouldn't put it past at least one of them to actually live the life you described.

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fxdxhk90 0

Threaten to tell his parents that he is a wii ***** if he refuses to sleep with you.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

well being 14 and all i dont really have to worry about this stuff since im only gonna have sex AFTER im married ^_^ i dont wanna be fked over by AIDS and die an early death or have a kid and get forced into wedlock which sucks ass.....i mean its sex...which is for mostly pleasure and passing down your genes to the unfortunate to-be-born child that happens to shit out of your spouse's ass and then will commence to crying for the next 2 years every single night after you get home from working at your local McDonalds :D so why not lose your virginity now!? and i found out how to ********** a few months ago....its sooooooo goodddd...... ahhh....the wonders of nature and it sexual peculiarities

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ryoga 0

Or you could just wear a condom.

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Sugar_lipsXo 0

condoms break, hearts ache - have sex? how about wait. (im going to be a professional rapper... look me up)

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taoxyeuxmay 4

Don't be so ashamed of being a virgin. I still wish I was and I'm 22 and with a bf of three years! It's nice to run across a virgin once a while. It's unique! Embrace it, girl! P.S- Don't lose your virginity to just ANYONE. Save it for someone special. =] It'll be worth the wait. I promise.

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