By Microtron - 03/03/2015 00:48 - United States - Oxford

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
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WellHelloThere47 19

and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why we ALWAYS screen what we show our parents first!

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nana_star 27

I don't know about your parents but mine would appreciate a song about an enormous penis because they don't have enormous sticks up their asses.

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emmurphy99 8

I love that song omf "well, I sing and I dance when I glance in my pants"...

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Pinguen 1

I love the enormous penis song! My teacher accidentally played it on speakers in our school sports hall and everyone started giving each other quizzical looks

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rajput 17

was it called enormous penis by de vincis notebook? that's a good one

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omnius09 1

its called enormous penis by Da Vinci's playbook. its pretty funny and a great example of amazing a cappella

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WarmBuns 11

I take a look at my enormous penis! And the troubles start metling away, padu ba!

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Sulphuric_Glue 16

I love that ******* song. Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook

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