By Microtron - 03/03/2015 00:48 - United States - Oxford

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
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WellHelloThere47 19

and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why we ALWAYS screen what we show our parents first!

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nana_star 27

I don't know about your parents but mine would appreciate a song about an enormous penis because they don't have enormous sticks up their asses.

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cappellaaa 23

hahahahaha my mom would have died laughing

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Summoner_T3L 15

lol i can't blame you OP it does sound like a motivational song at first.

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candyguurl 9

always. I repeat. always listen to the entire song . (or at least google the lyrics)

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Caymokomoko 23

Oh, man I love that song. Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook.

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amifaiyaz 12

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away...

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greentide 9

I believe I know the song or a song that fits this criteria, for those who are curious search "look at my enormous penis"

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nsrikanth 2

Something else must have been "uplifting" when the artist wrote this song

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InSultan 14

"The Enormous Penis Song" by Bob and Tom

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GigaX_fml 2

It was just played on the Bob and Tom show. They didn't write or play the song themselves.

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