By ThatSlappinBass - 18/04/2015 02:00 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
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ThatSlappinBass tells us more.

Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.

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xluciferx666 21

Sounds like a regular game of cards to me

Seems like the dog was also against humanity...

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I want to know how in the world those three are connected.

TallMist 32

Read the follow up. It's quite hilarious. :D

One does not simply play a "friendly" game of cards against humanity

bleedingglitter 24

Sounds like a group of people you don't need to play mario party with then.

DestinedForHell 8

If you're gonna play cards against humanity you deserve the chaos