By ThatSlappinBass - 18/04/2015 02:00 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
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ThatSlappinBass 32

Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.

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xluciferx666 21

Sounds like a regular game of cards to me

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Daevas 18

Seems like the dog was also against humanity...

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DoctorSpunky 8

You don't know true awkwardness until you play Cards Against Humanity with your family, which includes your mom and grandma.

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csi_fml 19

A game of cards agains humanity never goes well.

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SeaJade22 9

There's no such thing as a nice game of CAH. It just rocks that way

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trey600rr 22

any day with **** being show is a good day

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Overlord247 20

That sucks OP! Cards against Humanity is amazing though :) last time I played, it was banned from our school because the crazy religious French teacher got offended by the "blood of christ" card

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TallMist 32

Really? THAT card is why it was banned? Not the "biggest blackest dick" or "two midgets ******** in a box" cards?

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blackonblight 32

What, no hatred for "Pac man uncontrollably guzzling cum" or ....no I can't even remember the wording for the one with the various religious figures engaged in sexual acts, someone else knows it I'm sure.

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berkeleyjake 13

sounds like an ordinary game of cards against humanity to me. unless no alcohol was involved. then it would be weird

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ThatSlappinBass 32

That is exactly the weird part. There was no alcohol involved- everyone was sober!

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TallMist 32

Ah, Cards Against Humanity. Love that game.

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nemouisu 22

First things first: cards against humanity is never friendly

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