By ThatSlappinBass - 18/04/2015 02:00 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
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Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.

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xluciferx666 21

Sounds like a regular game of cards to me

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Daevas 18

Seems like the dog was also against humanity...

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steveo80 5

Can't put your life sucks or you deserve it, sounds pretty awesome to me!

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Shmatterhorn 38

Sounded like a fun game, outside of the dog bite. My last game of CaH was a lot tamer, but I made sure that my young nephew was in bed before we played.

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pats2004 17

Well it is a party game for horrible people

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dougschoonmaker 20

Sounds like a good night. Hope you had fun. Despite the dog biting

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shino411cute 13

Not an fml at all sounds like a great time

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