Intimacy: Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised...

By crazy_mom - 01/11/2010 15:10 - United States

Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a math test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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Redhanded

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 06:00 - Philippines - Roxas

Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

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By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Monday 1 November 2010 19:13

Where the **** mags & handcuffs from your Moms personal stash? Kind of disturbing.

WiseGuy79 14

Monday 1 November 2010 19:14

I can imagine the explanation now 'Wait don't leave they are my mom's mags n cuffs!' lmao

Comments

shinedown00 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:18

Your mom is a witch

Morgiepoooh9822 17

Thursday 8 August 2013 6:53

Your mom is an expert troll.

stavik96 0

Tuesday 15 October 2013 11:56

Wow, your mother is such a dick

VerbalVenom 16

Wednesday 29 January 2014 21:18

I'd be more concerned at how readily available she had those **** mags and handcuffs..

bazookajoey 27

Friday 31 January 2014 2:00

Your mother is hilarious Wanna trade?

Federgirl 19

Tuesday 18 March 2014 5:46

:-O wow that's crazy!!!

PrinceDarko 13

Sunday 25 May 2014 19:11

Why does your mom have a stack of condoms and handcuffs

pkts11 16

Friday 20 June 2014 7:24

Thanks mom

narnz90 11

Wednesday 13 August 2014 13:59

I like your mums sense of humour lol

lmao_at_ur_life 8

Wednesday 22 July 2015 20:30

get a ton of lezbo mags and a two way ***** and put them in her room and let ur dad think she is cheating on him with a girl and on the last mag write pay back is a bitch