Love: Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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By Never going jogging again - 10/02/2021 10:59

Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 16:41 - United States

Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Crushed - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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Saturday 6 July 2013 2:52

She probably saw you had low stamina and assumed it would probably be the same in the bedroom.

zandalee 19

Saturday 6 July 2013 2:51

Get fit chasing her! Brilliant excuse to start running.

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Saturday 6 July 2013 10:07

It could be that the girl had headphones on and didn't notice him lagging, or that she decided poor OP wasn't worth it.

Nicostream 16

Saturday 6 July 2013 13:37

At least you didn't follow her home and creeped around her lawn for hours.

byron17 26

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:42

haha...that was a good FML...

TogeBara 12

Saturday 6 July 2013 18:05

Seems like a romance story in the making to me. Man gets asked by girl to jog with her. Man tries and can't keep up. Man trains daily and then jogs with her each day making it a bit further. Man vows not to ask her out until he can keep up with her. Man trains more and is finally able to keep up with her. She stops outside her house. Man goes to ask her out just as a guy that she lives with comes out and kisses her. Man goes home drinks a lot and never jogs again becoming a fat slob and never going anywhere with his life. Due to his inability to be physically fit he loses his job. Did I mention this is a sad love story? Yeah screw fairy tales sucka, this is life.