Today, a girl I’ve had a crush on for a long time got mad at... - FML

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By icantsmell - 01/12/2017 13:31 - United Kingdom

Today, a girl I’ve had a crush on for a long time got mad at me for not noticing her new perfume. I have anosmia. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 3 December 2017 20:40

Tell her that you have the disorder and what it means. If she isn't apologetic and kind about it, it sounds like she might just be using you as an ego booster.

Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 11:25

Just let her know about it. My hubby has this issue. She should be understanding & apologetic.

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Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 11:25

Just let her know about it. My hubby has this issue. She should be understanding & apologetic.

PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 3 December 2017 20:40

Tell her that you have the disorder and what it means. If she isn't apologetic and kind about it, it sounds like she might just be using you as an ego booster.

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