By CCrew42 - 21/11/2014 00:27 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a girl said to me, "Sorry, but I have a boyfriend". I hadn't said anything to her. FML
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Top comments

Rinat_fml 26

I hate when people assume that you want them! You should of told her "Sorry, was never interested..."

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olpally 32

"Get over yourself, bitch" would have been the appropriate response.

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ldkindasucks 6

I would've said "Oh my gosh me too! Twinsies!" Just so she doesn't get the satisfaction of thinking I was checking her out or flirting with her.

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abraybro 27

She needs to stop being so conceited.

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worldclassrager 39

She noticed that you were checking her out I would think for a response like that

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cm1995_fml 10

You can't proclaim to OP what happened; you weren't there. Don't assume. Sometimes the female is in the wrong; it's not always the guy who is.

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underthesea12 24

keep looking you will find someone eventually

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cm1995_fml 10

He wasn't looking for anyone in the first place...? lol

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dreamweaver1227 11

If that wasn't pretentious, then I don't know what is.

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pl0xs3rver 45

I could see this happening for one of two reasons. One, she thought OP was being creepy whether he intended it or not and said that. Two, or because she is just rude.

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timmeeeee 10

Just say "so do I" and walk away :D save yourself the embarrasment.

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134257 19

#23 That would of been pretty funny, but someone else drove me there, I wouldn't of had anywhere to walk away to.

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Grauncho 27

That's when you give her a puzzling look and say, "Congratulations?"

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NOTaDISTRACTION 17

I would have said " why would I want you?" It's douchey but it gets the point across

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