By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
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madelinebriana 11

This is almost as awkward as when you say bye to somebody and you both walk the same way...

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LadyGore 12

And this is where a sense of humor would save your ass.

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Krissylynnfoo 1

Awkward.. o.O

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kandi_kid69 15

Yeah.. We got that.

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daydreamer244 13

You two are obviously in love.

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ss_20_xx 14

I can't refrain from saying this so pardon me. STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.

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IAmCicero 3

There is no better love story than Cicero and the night mother. Oh how I long to hear her dark words....

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FilleNoir 21

That's why I avoid small talk.

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thisisafunnyname 12

That's why I avoid people. And pretty much anything alive

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perdix 29

'Cause everyone knows when a stalking has begun. Sure, it's a double-standard, but everyone thinks it's cute when a girl stalks a guy. At least I do ;)

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TheDrifter 23

If she stalks me and I catch her, does that mean I get to keep her?

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unknown_user5566 26

20- You know what I think is cute? How peaceful you look when you're sleeping. ;)

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perdix 29

#61, it must be because I'm dreaming of you. *flutters eyelashes* (I'll bet you don't know too many dudes that do that ;))

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br0ccoli 14

I see you're still doing naked Zumba at 7.

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unknown_user5566 26

64- That must be the reason! And I do believe you are the first male I've known to flutter their eyelashes, but of course I knew you did that even before you mentioned it in your comment. I'm a grade A stalker. ;)

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perdix 29

71, you sure do sound effective. And as 70 mentioned earlier, I do naked Zumba by my window at 7 pm, but you may already know that. If not, make sure you get there a little early to get a good branch on the tree outside my window. I provide Nutter Butters and Eggos for snacks and Yoo-Hoos to drink. I'm full-service prey ;)

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unknown_user5566 26

I did already know that, but I do need to start arriving earlier. 70 always steals the best tree branches :( Yay, snacks! Just leave them on your windowsill, and after I am done snipping off pieces of your hair for the night, I will take them home with me. Stalking leaves me famished.

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perdix 29

So, that's you!!! I thought I was developing male pattern baldness! It's ok, though, now I know all those pleasant dreams of my head being lovingly caressed are not just dreams. I guess I'd better never let you down. You know, with you wielding sharp objects around my unconscious head and such.

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unknown_user5566 26

Nope, don't fret, you're not going bald. I just need lots of hair snippets for my heart-shaped lockets. & exactly, disappointing me would NOT be in your best interest. :) Side note: I had no idea I had the capability of being so creepy. Learn somethin' new every day!

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perdix 29

#98, I have that effect on women. One day, they are normal girls, then they meet me and the stalking begins. I think it's the snacks :D

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PotatoSupahNinja 3

Reason why I always have at least one headphone in my ear at airports, on airplanes, at bus stops....

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Is small talk that usual in the U.S.? Where I live no one talks unless there's a good reason...

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tony1891 22

someone's in love.

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wellnevermind 4

Your picture and that comment ... Hahahah

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mvems 13

If you were at the bus stop together I don't see how you thought jumping on the bus would get you away from her.

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Grimmerie 31

Sometimes more than one bus stops somewhere. For example, at my bus stop, I can catch the 41, 43 or 480. The one I take home from work serves seven different buses.

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leadawg75 12

That's not funny it jut ur fault :/

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