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By mista_sandy - 11/04/2012 16:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Out of place

By wowthanks - 11/01/2013 19:37 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML

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By but I tried anal and everything - 22/11/2012 16:13 - United States - Des Moines

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

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Hello, goodbye

By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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Thursday 12 April 2012 1:52

He didn't lie

treschanna510 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:54

Maybe he will take you to Wendys when your relationship reaches "the next level". XD

Comments

jellybeardoggie 4

Thursday 12 April 2012 6:08

Not funny :

jessimica642 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 6:23

I wouldn't be abele to decide if I should laugh or smack him lol

born_hustla 26

Thursday 12 April 2012 6:34

Good sense of humor

SWeatHeart11_fml 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 6:36

dont hate on Subway ha i work at one

Fisahgurl 1

Thursday 12 April 2012 6:48

LOL! Sorry but my friend and I had a good laugh from your story.. I would have been pissed if that was me though. Sucks for you :(

TrentF13 12

Thursday 12 April 2012 6:52

113, you don't find anything funny.

ibr88 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 6:56

Hahaha, so funny.

wittygirl 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 7:00

Depending on where it's located they do a flare with food that's absolutely fabulous xD

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 12 April 2012 7:04

My choice of six breads? Incredible!

cherryblossom14 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 10:21

I remember when I worked for subway, I made my own specialty bread. Italian herbs and cheese on wheat! Once I put jalapeños on it. Best bread ever. I miss working at subway at times... Only for the free food though.