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By mista_sandy - 11/04/2012 16:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Out of place

By wowthanks - 11/01/2013 19:37 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML

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By but I tried anal and everything - 22/11/2012 16:13 - United States - Des Moines

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

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Hello, goodbye

By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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C94_ 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:52

He didn't lie

treschanna510 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:54

Maybe he will take you to Wendys when your relationship reaches "the next level". XD

Comments

NothingsEasy 4

Thursday 12 April 2012 7:33

Well while your at it you could give him a foot long

taurusxdee 10

Thursday 12 April 2012 7:55

Genius!

BecomeMine 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:15

I don't know about you but subway is the best! You don't have to worry about the price, nothing better than a cheap ,but delicious meal like subway :)

march_17 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:36

Why are you so picky??? Its a date and your not paying for it! Plus subway is good :)

Jupsi_fml 12

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:30

Who said she wasn't paying for it ?

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:43

At least he didn't lie about the fact they make the food right infront of you! But hey, it could be worse. You could have the date with that guy who made them share the Happy Meal...

tony262626 1

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:46

be gratful

Havin 19

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:46

This is gold!!

Braeden_FML 5

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:56

Ahahahaha i like that one

cherryblossom14 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:56

Subway is awesome ^.^ I can just the OP getting all dolled up thinking she's gonna go to a nice Japanese restaurant, only to go to subway xD. Sorry OP, maybe your BF should have elaborated, or maybe you should have asked. -.- Damn, now I want a sandwich..