By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

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Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML
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notjustanybody20 9

i wonder too. i like your sense of humour!

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whitekid1497 7

It doesn't matter how big a girl's penis is, if she had a penis of any size I would be intimidated

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weisle1 3

sometimes sarcastic comedic comments can come across as bitchy to some people. everyone has their own opinions and you can't control how they take things

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MadEgyptian 8

I must marry you

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haleyneal 0

and youre a girl…

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jalapeno64 10

I am most certainly not intimidated by it. My mangina can handle anything!

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cartedor 18

Wouldn't it be funny if he then takes a liking to you? Haha

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erin37 27

That's actually funny. I would do something like that, and people are clearly just ass holes.

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badgemaster 13

I dunno this could go both ways depending on if u were a girl or a guy....

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