Intimacy: Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that...

By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 19:41 - United States - Chicago Ridge

Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML

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By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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By what - 25/09/2013 14:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

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By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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Friday 13 April 2012 18:48

i wonder too. i like your sense of humour!

whitekid1497 7

Friday 13 April 2012 19:06

It doesn't matter how big a girl's penis is, if she had a penis of any size I would be intimidated

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laurenmacias 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:23

Don't hate the player, hate that game!

jlperry31 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 4:21

The first thing I would of said was show me this huge penis and I'll decide if that's your problem. Haha. Screw that guy of he can't take ur humor than he isn't for u. I thought it was funny

godamnitmotagain 16

Sunday 15 April 2012 5:13

Lol my girlfriend and her friend are always talking about her friends school bus sized dick. And how much smaller I am haha.

MyssMarsh 11

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:41

Well I thought that was a great joke, guy needs a sense or humour.

TheBatgirl 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:17

I would have said the exact same thing. And frankly, if I was a guy and a chick said that to me, I would be all over them.

FlyFrey 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:38

I think your hilarious

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:01

Cause you say stupid stuff like that. It might've been okay if you were a guy, but c'mon.

fromoverthere 7

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:10

I would have lol'd

Firenze90 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 14:12

I like to put things in perspective by reversing genders. Imagine if you asked a guy why he is single, and he told you that not only does he have a ******, but its so tight that most women are intimidated by it. That's how stupid you sound.