By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

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Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML
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notjustanybody20 9

i wonder too. i like your sense of humour!

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whitekid1497 7

It doesn't matter how big a girl's penis is, if she had a penis of any size I would be intimidated

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JRFaceless 8

The British aren't exactly known for their funnies.

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congele 6

You're single because you deserve someone with a sense of humor :)

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TylerDirty 15

lol you must have really scared that guy, I doubt he will ever ask anyone else that question again :p

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tomtato 10

Go to a gay bar, you probably won't be single for too long.

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keeganm 1

You sound cool to me. Maybe you're trying the wrong people?

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SouthernBelle9 0

Hahaha. He probably felt intimidated that even though you're joking about a penis, it's still bigger than his. :P

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MaoKittyMaoMao 6

You're better off. That potential relationship sounded like no fun at all. I always joke about my penis with my boyfriend. :D It lights up!

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tinybear93 0

If I was a man and you aren't ugly, I'd date you because of that response.

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