Intimacy: Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that...

By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

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Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 19:41 - United States - Chicago Ridge

Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML

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By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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By what - 25/09/2013 14:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

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By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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Friday 13 April 2012 18:48

i wonder too. i like your sense of humour!

whitekid1497 7

Friday 13 April 2012 19:06

It doesn't matter how big a girl's penis is, if she had a penis of any size I would be intimidated

Comments

caleb2196 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:07

so your gay?

NothingsEasy 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:22

Oh well shit happens I do crazy stuff in my life to

eyecon502 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:39

Love it!

asherm 15

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:31

Lol, I like the sense of humor! If people don't like it then they wouldn't be fun to hang with anyway

israelnotjacob 20

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:33

I feel for someone who's single since I was for about the first 22 years of my life, but in your case you clearly answered the question without even realizing it. Sounds like that guy may have even been a little interested in you but was nervous to admit it. He's definitely not interested now.