Intimacy: Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in...

By Jack - 30/11/2010 08:48

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss asked about Anime because her new boyfriend is obsessed with it and she wants to understand. I was showing her some classics like Fullmetal Alchemist and One Piece when she was called away, leaving me with anime on my work computer. My manager then saw it and gave me a written warning. FML

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By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Katz - 11/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was babysitting for a friend who develops software. After the baby was asleep, I was watching anime on my iPad. Turns out he created an app that alerts his phone whenever potential adult content streams through his internet. It was just an anime, but he's convinced I was watching porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 20:02

Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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Trace01m 11

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:05

that guy planned it

Lifeisntfair13 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:05

so did your coworker like frame you?

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Bluedoh 3

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:51

I say go for the high score

dougierocks 13

Tuesday 30 November 2010 20:12

tentacles? or testicles?

Thalymor 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:15

Tentacles.

liecake 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:51

Tentacles - there's Japanese **** called hentai that involves girls getting banged by tentacle monsters.

brianelkins 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 20:15

obviously you can't fix his computer. you spelled cubicle wrong, asshat.

mzeemzima 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 20:23

at least the boss didnt fire you

TempestRain 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:00

That is awesome!!! Thanks for the laugh;)

detolicious 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:00

your boss seems to be a cool guy.

boopityboppity 11

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:37

You have an adjective without a noun, OP. Do you mean a "cubical cubicle"?

liecake 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:54

Hentai is skeevy... Yaoi FTW!

kirikochan 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:04

But hentai is awesome o v o lol jk :x

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:42

Lololol Hentai!!!! Japanese monster ****!!! YDI for being seen looking at that stuff! Gross!

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