By WakeUpToADream - 25/09/2015 20:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend is as punctual as a German train; I woke up to see her taking a dump into a plastic bag in our bedroom, all because my roommate was using the bathroom and she had to leave for work on time. FML
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WCARlover 34

if only her boss knew the sacrifices she made

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RitRit 20

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

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SillyGiraffe 17

At least her responsibility will take a load off your mind

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syki 22

She will never be late dropping their future kids off at the pool.

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redrain567 16

OP's mind wasn't the only thing a load was dropped out of...

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danceinconverse 25

Well what I take from it is you get scheduled sex, which is better than a lot of people.

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WCARlover 34

if only her boss knew the sacrifices she made

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Badkarma4u 17

I guess it depends on where you work. Its fine for me.

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enginsteve 17

According to workpoop.com, I make over $5,000 a year pooping... Yeah, I'm good with it.

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arano 29

Better than the kitchen sink, I guess. As long as she doesn't miss.

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