Work: Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long....

By Herman - 25/02/2010 00:57 - France

Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML

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By goodbyepromotion - 30/08/2013 06:28 - United States - Dayton

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML

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Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML

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Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

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Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML

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By BigGinge - 10/07/2021 22:01

Today, I'm depressed. After trying to talk to my boss about it, twice, as it has been affecting my work, I've been told to, "Stop thinking about it" and to, "Man up." He has also told me to come to him with any problems I'm having, and to be honest with him. FML

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Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML

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Thursday 25 February 2010 9:56

This is only an FML if you lost your cool at the end of the day and proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp with a stapler, then ended up involved in 3-hour high speed cop chase on the internet, and are now posting from the iPhone you managed to hide in your rectum before being incarcerated, where you are currently waiting for a 6'5 man named Blondie to come in and 'show you a good time'.

honutattoo 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:41

haha he was probably high

Comments

tagyrrpregnant 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:02

if you guy's don't like this FML so much, why are you commenting?? I thought it was a funny concept. :P this site community has gotten really uptight since it first launched.

Quest_ 13

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:04

This sounds how the extremely early FMLs used to sound.

dkhere 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:06

No no, I feel the pain... many of my coworkers tell me to "chill" every time I walk by. I don't even say anything. I mean wtf. If I ask them to stop, it's an even bigger incentive to them to keep telling me to "chill". Fighting back only backfires on you.

startafire 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:07

Relax, dude.

lazylacey 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:13

that's just annoying... ahhhh. lol

bidoof_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:44

Relax dude

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:18

On a side note... *mashes the keypad to order dialing wand*

KFJ943 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:20

I once went all angry to work... Boss: "start cutting hedges!" Me: "Uh, ROAR!"

kdinsfrestar 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:24

I think this is the best fml in ages. The first time it happened you would grit your teeth and it would be forgotten. The second time you would tell them to shut up. The fourth time you would crumple up paper in your hands. The 9th time you would have some kind of mental breakdown. The 15th you would just want to start fires.