Love: Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest...

By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

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By omgwtf - 18/10/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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Wednesday 8 January 2014 6:46

I think he just mis interpreted your response for a subtle rejection. bummer though.

Cheeley 17

Wednesday 8 January 2014 6:46

A simple yes would have sufficed.

Comments

stitesy29 18

Friday 10 January 2014 7:17

YOU HAD ONE JOB

daydreamer244 13

Friday 10 January 2014 9:02

That's why we all shouldn't sell ourselves short! Have confidence! :D

AlexBuddy 2

Friday 10 January 2014 19:31

I would've walked away too haha

catmcross 7

Saturday 11 January 2014 1:22

Idiot. If you want to seem modest you quietly say ok but I'm not a very good dancer. You deserved it.

gracefs 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 2:00

Yannooooo... Confidence is sexy.

NodakN8V 25

Monday 20 January 2014 13:42

You damn sure did it yourself. Next time just say yes and leave out all the other BS

ziya1999 12

Friday 24 January 2014 4:28

That fired back. Next time be careful XD

That1otherScot 3

Thursday 6 March 2014 12:15

Although I don't think you were fishing for compliments, it's possible the guy misunderstood your intention and thought you weren't worth the agro. Ladies, we men are simple creatures; you say something we'll take it at face value. We don't know your secret code for everything.

TallMist 32

Wednesday 23 April 2014 22:59

This is completely your fault. Fishing for compliments is not modest. It makes you seem either conceited, depressingly insecure, or both, depending on how exactly you fish for said compliment. Just say yes next time!