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Same thing different taste
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No one disturbs the masters
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You OK, hun?
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<p>The wording here is madness. You fell asleep while he was waiting for you to answer the door, like he'd just knocked? Since you didn't answer, he didn't come over? Huh?</p> <p>I think you still need some rest, OP.</p>
<p>You don't sound excited.</p>