By nightxxtime - 10/01/2017 14:39

Today, a guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I haven't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
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Sherlock Castor Bleu 2

<p>The wording here is madness. You fell asleep while he was waiting for you to answer the door, like he'd just knocked? Since you didn't answer, he didn't come over? Huh?</p> <p>I think you still need some rest, OP.</p>

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jcash52426 5

I almost fell asleep reading the FML

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randomuser15 14

Karma made you fall asleep because you weren't going to give him the succ.

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bitt3rgrace 21

I know! I tried to edit it but it wouldn't let me, nor could I delete the comment. Lol

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Cynical_1 26

You fell asleep on your way to answer the door? How does that even happen...like are you a narcoleptic or something?

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TheAprilWitch 21

<p>it's happened to me, and we had been seing each other for barely a forthnight! Luckily, he was very understanding.</p>

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Chazzster 28

Many times "sleep" seems to be code for passed out drunk or high. Maybe in this case?

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jay_south 19

Wait… so it went: OP's Date: *knock knock* OP: "who is it?" OP's Date: "me!" OP: "alright! Be right th- *snore* OP's Date: …*taps foot*

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