By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
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iam_yummylicious 12

You should respond by beating him in the face with his umbrella.

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akagopher 7

That sucks and embarrassing.

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FYLDeep 25

...He was on the floor dying, making a scene. Then I took his umbrella from him and left... Without paying.

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LalaynaB 0

Awwee ... is it bad that I really want too laugh right now ?

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lajaynay 15

Hit him with the umbrella and accuse him of stabbing you in the eye with it.

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bubo_fml 10

"Today, I lost control of my umbrella & injured an innocent bystander. When I went to apologise, the irate bystander shoved my brolly up my jacksee & opened it..."

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ramboman19 8

The world is just getting more and more evil...

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CondomSense 4

The world is always this evil, we just simply have more exposure to all the little events no one cares about that appear on FMyLife. If it wasn't for this website, we wouldn't know. It's kind of a way of liberating our madness.

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Michael_92 20

Oh don't worry tomorrow someones umbrella will fly at his eye. Payback is a bitch sometimes. He shouldn't have said that tho totally uncool!

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hyden121 2

Did you consider taking it away from him and beating him over the head with it?

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mommykrissy_05 7

Karma is a b!tc#... Next were gonna read his FML. Sorry op FYL!

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