By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
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iam_yummylicious 12

You should respond by beating him in the face with his umbrella.

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akagopher 7

That sucks and embarrassing.

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dwsgirl 8

They were probably laughing at how ridiculous he was being. I wouldn't worry too much about it (except for your eye. ouch!)

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TheRandomeer 15

I really hope your eye is alright. I would've help you out.

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k010sweetygurl 5

I did also giggle

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Poetaster 10

Insert umbrella up his rear.. Open It.. Laugh. Say-"oops lost control"

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mushibolin 2

And that kids, is how I met your mother. lol

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alannah1988 4

What kind of asshole town do you live in??

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nvc8 3

I would have punched that asshole in the face.

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