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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 03:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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Sunday 24 August 2014 15:43

Orgy?

Zelphoric 25

Sunday 24 August 2014 15:45

Aaaaaaaandddd time to leave

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LostInTheZone11 29

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:19

Maybe he's just lonely. You could at least give it a try.

MissHeartSihk 26

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:24

So it was similar to an episope of Disaster Date? You are more patient than most, OP.

GentlemanBastard 15

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:25

Schizophrenic dating! Sounds fun!

CelticSkye 13

Sunday 24 August 2014 20:04

That would make an interesting reality/dating show.

AFaye3964 17

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:36

Somebodys dating a man-child.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:41

Bipolar or just that lonely?

Rababco 29

Thursday 4 August 2016 9:09

I think you mean Schizophrenia, not Bipolar.

justlooking1967 3

Sunday 24 August 2014 17:03

You could have brought one for his friend. This was just rude on your part

alex_622 22

Sunday 24 August 2014 17:28

Where did he take you? Chuck-E-Cheese?

annarcheer 19

Sunday 24 August 2014 17:32

why did he have to bring a third wheel

detectivedipsiht 12

Sunday 24 August 2014 18:03

probably playing a joke on you so he can tell his buddys later about it

MegasaurusRex89 28

Sunday 24 August 2014 18:12

Hopefully they were both gentlemen.

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

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Today, and every other day this week, I brought carrots and celery into work to eat as a snack instead of chocolate. I got back from lunch to find a note on my desk saying, "Do you really think it's OK to eat carrots and celery that loudly every day?" Guess I won't try to be healthy. FML

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Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML

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