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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 03:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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Sunday 24 August 2014 15:43

Orgy?

Zelphoric 25

Sunday 24 August 2014 15:45

Aaaaaaaandddd time to leave

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fsomelife 26

Sunday 24 August 2014 15:56

Could've been worse. You could've been joining his imaginary friends.

slyde32 12

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:21

not sure what you're suggesting here...

fsomelife 26

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:30

That she could have been the crazy one.

Daylightscar 13

Sunday 24 August 2014 17:43

But that's not what your first comment was implying

frankhobz 14

Sunday 24 August 2014 15:57

I think the song " I Ran" was made for you!

mojopin 12

Sunday 24 August 2014 15:58

Plot twist: you're the imaginary friend.

PoisonOrchid 21

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:03

Hey, at least his crazy was showing in the beginning and not a couple months down the road!!

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 26 August 2014 11:57

He might not be crazy. Just lonely maybe? I had imaginary friends till I was 13. And I'm 20 now and sleep with a teddy bear. I'm not crazy though.

stargirl_95 24

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:03

Is he named Mac?

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 24 August 2014 18:56

mac n cheese

Ichiya 29

Sunday 24 August 2014 20:47

Blue cheese!

flufee2 27

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:04

Bubble buddy is that you?!?

howtobestupid 16

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:05

That date must have been crazy.

twodotgirl 8

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:09

just don't be in contact with him any more.....

ofmiceandmya 16

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:15

Did his imaginary friend make him throw a glass on the floor and then fling food all over the restaurant? *Drop Dead Fred reference.*

Siettadulce 21

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:16

And it's time to leave.

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Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without thinking, I sat down next to him. I didn’t know that he’s not allowed to sit next to a woman. Now he has to fast for several days. FML

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