By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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MattAttack12 10

She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute

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Roskosity 22

Spit valve is full.

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kumarina 35

She was blowing a flute, not exactly the flute OP was thinking.....

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incoherentrmblr 21

It's all about the Sax...

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Laurenlou 24

#7 I'm sorry in advance for ruining the joke, but flutes do not have spit valves.

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cole_tyler42 21

Well now you only got 99 problems, and that bitch aint one.

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TiiBags 15

Linkin Park reference for anyone who didn't get it...

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lnheritance 19

"No reed needed" Some advanced shit right there.

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TacoTrop 10

For all those practice sessions she must have an amazing performance.

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Jjtacos 5

aww I was gunna say the meat flute!!

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GRubi 17

Maybe your friend thought it would be nice to tutor her, so she's better at it with you. But in all seriousness, FYL.

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scapachini1 10

she wasn't lying thoe, maybe OP's friend was teaching her to blow HIS flute

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itooamscrewed 10

Oh she's getting flute lessons. Skin flute.

smokecloud_ 37

Oh they both made their comments at the same time give 'em some slack.

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MattAttack12 10

She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute

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listner1 9

Bet she likes the song "Blow my whistle..."

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martin8337 35

Or, blow the man down.

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kibster9 20

Better find a new girlfriend and a new best friend. Best of luck to you!

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mclovin22897 15

Guess you didn't see the AND in his sentence...

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maximus_prime 24

Op's best friend has been showing her how to play the organ.

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some_duck 11

he meant best friend and girlfriend as same person

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ImAFaker 29

Yeah find a girlfriend that doesn't suck.

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lennon_ 16

Dude that's a bummer. I don't understand why people cheat and why a "best friend" would do that oh well at least you can get rid of assholes like them from your life.

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medal9717 8

You're going places. Oh wait, no, you'll probably hit on someone's girlfriend, after which a 6'3 guy will come inside and pick you up by the neck.

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GodPart2 20

I'd buy a flute and stick it up his arse! And dump her, of course

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LostInTheZone11 29

I would shove the flute up his a$$ sideways.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

No flute deserves that fate. :(

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j_cat187 19

Use a cheap ass recorder instead. he is not worth ruining a decent instrument over.

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Zougibourg_fml 6

#6 WOW ! Looks like someone's a badass here !!!

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bug87 9

What about up her ass? She was the one cheating on him. They're both at fault. Not just the best friend.

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thefmlman2011 36

Damn, that sucks. I'm sorry about that OP! You'll find someone better!

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junkman6 22

Best friend deserves a solid ass whoopin, then dump em both. Problem solved. Life's too short to waste it trying to reconcile with trash like that.

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tj4234 35

To be fair, she has still been playing the pipe.

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