By thebigtwinkie - 10/09/2014 07:52 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML
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After thinking for a bit, I eventually thought he was kind of cute even though the line was absolutely awful, but he had good intentions so I faked a smile, not wanting to hurt his feelings. Oh, and I'm so happy that it's published!

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andyeatsworld 10

Then say "your dick is small, jk it's big, no it's tiny".

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ladoom 23

You know those lines work more than people think! Once people feel they don't get approved, they seem to get more interested.

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wickedalwayswins 7

Was he Barney Stinson? "Then subtlety put her down" "Haley, you are a fat ugly *****" *drink to the face*

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brittneyalyseg 7

Panty dropper right there if I've ever heard one...

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trendkilla254 4

you're my baby daddy, just kidding you're just a paycheck.

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