By robotchickens - 10/03/2010 19:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 182
You deserved it 2 707

Same thing different taste

Comments

First! sorry I've never been first before

bridgette5866 0

the good ol' fork in the eye always does the trick

Monikabug 9

That can not ALWAYS do the trick 19.

Blue_Coconuts 7

That's how true love is formed isn't it??? Don't tell me I've been doing it wrong all these years!

I like how it looks as if the first comment got moderated because some idiot said "first!" then complained and was moded again

Taylorfacepwns 0

sometimes you need a good spork to tge eye as well.

He wanted to take the OP back to his place molest him just like he used to do in the navy during WWII. He would then fall asleep and keep his artificial boner for another three hours and 55 minutes.

I dunno wat an prfice is ...... anyone care to help??

#53 your profile picture makes you look gay rather than strong

@132/133 Fairly sure i prefer females but thanks for playing... feel free to upload a pic of yourselves anytime...

@ 72 that's cause you a gold digger bitch.

One time I was working at Kroger when a man came in dressed as very detailed male organ, and started looking at skim milk. My coworkers and I drew straws, and I lost. I went up to him and asked why he was dressed as a fleshy shaft, and he threw a slimey banana at my face and ran away. Fortunatly, none of the gooey mess got in my mouth, but I wil forever remember the smell- fried chicken mixed with cat urine. I'm still not sure what the gooey stuff is, but now my face is slightly green.

koco4 0

wow. what a vivid imagination or you are on some serious stuff. LOL

Sorry about that, 60. What can I say, I lost a bet.

coochbag 0

fourth yesssssss well YDI for riding a bus

htownlove 0
purplemnm 9

haha you're fail! this person is 6th

htownlove 0

no I was replying to some person that put fourth but was actually seventh but idk where it went

rachness 0

#43 looks like a chipmunk...just sayin

purplemnm 9

oh shit I look like a rodent? damn it all I was going for owl!

Kockdiesel 0

fancy word for holes in your body, mouth etc.

actually it's any hole. doesn't have to be a body hole. fyi

If English if your first language... You're stupid... Sorry...

I know what orifice means, but you say any opening? Pores? Stab wounds?

leebee96 0
kadlic 0

should have said okay then grab twist and pull lmaoo

middlefingerYOU 0