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First! sorry I've never been first before
And you aren't now.
the good ol' fork in the eye always does the trick
if its a good ol' one , it will
orifices?
I like how it looks as if the first comment got moderated because some idiot said "first!" then complained and was moded again
OP well did you do them?
He wanted to take the OP back to his place molest him just like he used to do in the navy during WWII. He would then fall asleep and keep his artificial boner for another three hours and 55 minutes.
^ lol
you should be flattered ;)
I dunno wat an prfice is ...... anyone care to help??
#53 your profile picture makes you look gay rather than strong
I agree with 132
@132/133 Fairly sure i prefer females but thanks for playing... feel free to upload a pic of yourselves anytime...
@ 72 that's cause you a gold digger bitch.
an orifice is just an opening on your body
oooooo sexy! what a turn on
One time I was working at Kroger when a man came in dressed as very detailed male organ, and started looking at skim milk. My coworkers and I drew straws, and I lost. I went up to him and asked why he was dressed as a fleshy shaft, and he threw a slimey banana at my face and ran away. Fortunatly, none of the gooey mess got in my mouth, but I wil forever remember the smell- fried chicken mixed with cat urine. I'm still not sure what the gooey stuff is, but now my face is slightly green.
Sorry about that, 60. What can I say, I lost a bet.
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
I'm all ears
LMAO! Good one :-D
That was awesome #5
ahahahahahahhahaha WIN
Ewwwwww!!! That's just plain wrong.
fourth yesssssss well YDI for riding a bus
what's an orifce
it a fancy word for body parts :)
fancy word for holes in your body, mouth etc.
actually it's any hole. doesn't have to be a body hole. fyi
If English if your first language... You're stupid... Sorry...
I know what orifice means, but you say any opening? Pores? Stab wounds?
#9 a hole
Keywords
I'm all ears
oooooo sexy! what a turn on