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By Asshole hornet - 28/10/2013 20:18 - United States - Marblehead

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML
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thatnucca 36

Still died better than the New Orleans Hornets that became the Pelicans...

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dawood_k 27

Maybe your face looks like a hornets nest!

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NessaMae 19

I don't know what would have been worse, being stung by it, or being burned by it. OP, that sounds painful.

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KingreX32 21

how about being stung by a burning stinger.

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capthigh 16

"if I get burned we all get burned [flings self at human]"

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Dracoboxer357 35

I don't blame the hornet. If I thought someone tricked me to my doom with something pretty, I'd do my upmost to inflict as much pain on my assailant as possible before I clocked out for good. ;P

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Comet_Candy 23

Cheesus crisps! That's rather frightening. Hornets are scary on their own, but one on fire, hurdling towards your face... That's a whole 'nother story. FYL, OP!

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angelwing13 5

Guys, this wasn't karma. Karma is when if you do something bad, something bad will happen to you. OP did nothing wrong..... It would be karma if say, OP lit the hornet on fire,but that's clearly not the case.

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Enslaved 36

"And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you"

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nightbirdblue 27

"I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down,down,down and the flames went higher. And it burns,burns,burns the ring of fire the ring of fire. The taste of love is sweet when hearts like ours meet I fell for you like a child oh, but the fire went wild.."

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happyfingers 15

Ahhhh, I hate hornets >.< FYL op. FYL indeed...

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