By Asshole hornet - 28/10/2013 20:18 - United States - Marblehead

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML
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buckdharma 37

It seems to me it lived its life til a candle lit its skin, never knowing who to cling to til the flames set in.

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perdix 29

"Do I make you hornet, baby?"

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Folly_fml 12

In its final grip of fiery passion, it tried to love you one last time.

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Acemeister 1

"We go together or we don't go down at all!"

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Caelophile 8

Typically the "[x] thought it would be fun..." are YDIs. In your case, I'm sorry.

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worldclassrager 39

Better than a sting right? Hope it didn't leave to big of a mark if any.,,

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