By Bob - 13/12/2017 05:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, a judge gave my ex custody of my two sons, most of my money, my house, my car, and has ordered me to take anger management classes. We're getting a divorce because she shot me with a gun. FML
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keble 9

I mean, regardless of who's at fault, it's obvious we aren't getting the full story here

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interesting33 36

from what you've written that is disgusting and surely illegal?. can you kick up a storm with a politician a d a charity? she should definitely not be having custody of any children by the sound of what you've written

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raspution 21

I got arrested once because i confronted my x for cheating and she started hitting me with a hot frying pan so i grabbed her arm and made her drop it. Apparently i was suppose to let her keep hitting me.

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Anda Iso 5

I have a feeling there’s more to this story and that she shot you because she was defending herself, and now you’re trying to play the victim for attention

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SamanthaThe1st 22

Well that's a little vague isn't it? What, did you just copy and paste this from A Voice for Men's official copypasta?

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wrenavery90 12

I can't help but feel we're missing some information.

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