Kids: Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there...

By Kidsthesedays - 09/11/2015 19:33 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

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By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Mountain View

Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By inboxbuddies - 16/06/2009 10:35 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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WinterChild 20

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:06

Okay Carrie

betweenwinds 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:05

They were right. That's certainly something.

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whos_ur_daddy1 19

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:19

That's gross as hell

dawood_k 27

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:29

What kind of school is this again??? The way this FML started it was so casual and unexpected and bloody hell...

LucasVDB 23

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:41

That sounds absolutely horrific!

hellnosucka 27

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:43

what do you mean "mural"? was the blood arranged in an artistic manner?

SirMichael 13

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:51

My brain gave me a picture of a ****** drawn with blood on the bathroom mirror. No idea if that's what it means, but it's a possibility.

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 10 November 2015 9:24

oh hell, I didn't read it as an actual mural...I assumed she meant lots of blood in the toilet. If there was an actual mural - that's f'n sick

Mons_fml 27

Tuesday 10 November 2015 9:01

Girls club had their monthly satanic blood ritual

derpyshy 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 15:41

Shhh, no one's supposed to know. Keeping that shit on the down-low and all

wobbly1 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 20:12

Welcome to the girls club. First rule of girls club is:you do not talk about girls club. The second rule of girls club is: you DO NOT talk about girls club! .........

Xeebar 28

Tuesday 10 November 2015 9:36

I'm kind of curious as to what image the mural made.

spacefish966 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 9:50

WHAT...THE...****..

fightingkittens 39

Tuesday 10 November 2015 9:57

Wait..........what? There are so many possible scenarios of what could have been in that bathroom. Was it just a toilet full of blood? Did someone make a mess while changing her tampon or something, and was too grossed out to clean it up? Was this some horrifying, deliberate act of malevolence? Did someone actually paint the walls with blood? I work in the emergency room and I'm still horrified by the thought of this.