By :^( - 07/12/2013 17:30 - Bahrain - Isa Town

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 223
You deserved it 3 210

Same thing different taste

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God gave you a receipt right? But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)

Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.

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olpally 32

What a superficial judgmental bitch. Ignore her.

Tell her you know a great vaginal rejuvenation doctor that specializes in severe cases such as hers.

perdix 29

Relay her comments to your parents. Maybe this will guilt them into getting you a proper nose job in the first place. If your crooked nose is working for you, pocket the cash ;)

What kind of advice is that? Let a total stranger dictate your decision to get appearance altering surgery, or cheat your parents out of thousands of dollars if you like your face the way it is?

perdix 29

#22, the "stranger" is pointing out the OP's deformity objectively. Everyone sees it, but those close to her are too afraid to mention it to her. Some people can make their "differences" work for them, but for others, they are handicaps and can be fixed.

A crooked nose is hardly a handicap. Save that label for people with missing arms and legs. And so what if her nose is crooked? Who says that makes it ugly, anyway?

perdix 29

#28, the guys who are not asking her out because her nose freaks them out. That's who says it's ugly. Handicaps come in all degrees.

Where exactly in this FML did you read that guys avoid her because of her ugly nose? One rude person made a comment about it; that doesn't mean the entire world secretly hates her nose. You're shallow.

Perdix, you are the biggest asshole on this site. OP, please ignore him. He's being just as much of a douche right now as the lady who insulted you in the first place. There are some very nice comments posted above though. Flaws are what make everybody different and unique. Just love who you are and defenestrate all the people who try to make your life sucky, mkay? :)

perdix 29

#30, because I can read between the lines. The lady's comment wouidn't have been an FML if she were getting all the action she could handle. Btw, the world is shallow. #31, no, you are the asshole. Polite lies are worse than the ugly truth. Some flaws make some people unique and different, but others are freaks because of theirs. We should be thankful that we live in a time in history that we can fix some of them.

Zimmington 21

31- Last time I checked we come here to make fun of others misfortunes & get a good laugh. This isn't an advice column.

You have something on your mouth, Zimmington. Looks like perdix's ass. I would recognize that big hairy mole anywhere.

I remember when I was the biggest asshole on this site. How the times have changed. Sigh etc etc.

For anyone on this thread who says a crooked nose isn't a handicap; let me tell you why that's complete bull shit. I can't smell out of mine or breath properly. Seriously breathing only through my nose gives me an oxygen level of 87. It can create medical conditions if OP. Had the funds why not change it?

hunts19ketchup 23

#32: I agree with your lies vs truth statement. But somehow I just don't see how one random lady's comment is really concrete enough evidence to suggest that OP looks like a freak, can't get a date etc. There's also not enough evidence to suggest that the OP has a "beautiful nose" or whatever either. Unless there's some hidden picture that I'm missing, which there's not. My opinion? Embrace your nose for what it is and if you find that you don't like it and would be happier with a different nose then look into making that happen.

Zimmington 21

I have no reason to kiss Pedix's ass Nyx I'm just tired of people on this site getting so sensitive.

ButterflyHaze 25

I'm sure that the lady who was rude to OP was simply being a jerk. OP and her nose are probably just fine.

Hate nosy people, no pun intended. I would have told her to mind her business.

beaverteaser 16