Relatable, Awkward and Health: Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my...

By :^( - 07/12/2013 17:30 - Bahrain - Isa Town

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

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By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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Any damage? Who nose?

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 07:00 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

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By UglyFace - 30/11/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By tigerfiend - 17/02/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

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By jameen - 07/05/2016 11:48 - United Kingdom - Newbury

Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML

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By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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PrincessCastiel 27

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:26

God gave you a receipt right? But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)

Welshite 39

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:27

Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.

Comments

Mandybruin 15

Sunday 8 December 2013 10:35

"Oh yeah? Well, I hope you sue whoever screwed up your face so badly!" said OP hopefully. ;) Rude people should get a hit/kick to the throat.

papayeya 18

Sunday 8 December 2013 12:15

معليش

KasiaLilith 13

Sunday 8 December 2013 12:20

on the bright side, she's jusr another perdon to confirm that people PAY and end up with the very same result you were botn with

hontomlad 5

Sunday 8 December 2013 17:33

break the bitch's nose!

molzipan 16

Sunday 8 December 2013 18:38

says someone who doesn't have the balls to have any photo as their profile picture.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:02

Your nose is fine. But the crazy eyes, that's scary.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Monday 9 December 2013 17:04

Although I have been reading FMLs for years now, I am still amazed that people think it's okay to make unsolicited and rude comments to other people. What ever happened to being polite and minding your own business? Sorry OP...her comment was uncalled for.