Kids: Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said... - FML

By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML

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By Spotted - 18/02/2009 22:09 - Canada

Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML

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By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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Late bloomer

By marbles - 02/06/2022 12:00

Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Brianna Weltmire - 08/04/2012 05:13 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

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By Oily - 16/12/2011 09:08 - New Zealand

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

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By harshdoobie - 18/01/2012 15:18 - Canada

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

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princessbeee 4

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:29

little kids are brutally honest and very very loud.

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:32

Kids say the darndest things and we really shouldn't pay any mind to it. There are plenty of acne medications you can look into btw OP.

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craphappened 4

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:25

Benzoyl Peroxide 10%!! And take oily food out of your diet. It worked for me. Now I'm just waiting for my scars to go off. :D

SwagCaptain 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:29

You shoulda slapped the girl or atleast confronted he dad. Haha

Dre24 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:36

see u scare children way to make the kid cry in front of everybody

Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:53

Lol that happened to me before too. It's even worse when you know the kid and you have to go back and explain it to them that it's NOT mosquito bites:) haha I got my acne to go away for the most part though… clinique worked for me but if that doesn't work you'll have to just continue looking…

TenderizeMe 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:19

FIRST Attention FMLers. This comment is from a future fml.

mattmeinecke 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:39

little girl win

blacknazi818 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:48

nigguh u think yo like jesus n sh*t wit yo faq n sh*t. lil shady ass bi*ch trickkk nigguh

Kittysnatcher 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 9:42

And why dont parents punish thier kids for being rude?

77taylah33 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 11:38

awwww

77taylah33 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 12:11

aww op some girl told me I am getting acne cleaser for Christmas=(

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