By sam882 - 23/02/2015 06:49 - United States - Saegertown

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Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28

I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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ajs1987 15

I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

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badluckluckbad 6

Still not that bad. My girl sucked my..... And then she spit sperm in a glass of protein shake and drank it with milk :S

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badluckluckbad 6

Wait.. Maybe i should have posted this as an FML story.. ??

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Gillett 23

Nope, I think that qualifies as a WIN not a FML.

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cappellaaa 23

That's probably the most random and disgusting thing I've ever heard...

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

What the ****? He must have some sick fetish if he's gonna say that.

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xluciferx666 21

My friends use those on girls all the time it's embarrassing and disgusts me one such one is "I would do things to you that I wouldn't do to a farm animal"

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siggy_mcsigx 22

That one deserves a slap then a liver punch then a kick to the dick.

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niallo 23

Doesn't matter how disgusting it is. Sell it to him.

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KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

What in the sphincter of hell is wrong with people?

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