Transportation: Today, a man came by with a large drink and sat next to me in...

By sodapants - 22/03/2016 20:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a man came by with a large drink and sat next to me in the bus terminal. In all his wisdom, he tried setting it between the seats. Naturally, it spilled all over me. I now have to sit with a soaked pair of pants and a wet carry on from Nashville to Atlanta. The bus trip is 5 hours long. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Jello? Is it pee you're looking for?

By Yudith - 07/06/2023 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML

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Confuddled

By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By eewww - 06/05/2011 15:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

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By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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PingusTheDingus 31

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:16

That's sodapressing.

igg125 30

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:22

I don't know why you would allow him to put his drink there if there wasn't a cup holder.

Comments

Xcizer 17

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:11

Jump him and steal his pants

JetCyclone27 18

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:12

Sounds like a sticky situation

emeraldisle 30

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:13

Tell him he owes you a new pair of pants.

mariri9206 32

Wednesday 23 March 2016 17:48

It didn't ruin the pair of pants, just made them wet. They can be washed. If he were to owe her anything, it would be dry cleaning. It's unfortunate, though, because OP had to sit in wet, sticky, uncomfortable pants for 5 hours.

PingusTheDingus 31

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:16

That's sodapressing.

teentee401 36

Friday 25 March 2016 14:57

This FML is pretty damn funny if you accidentally read "dick" instead of "drink" like I did.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:20

dude. where's my car?

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Saturday 26 March 2016 3:13

How the **** does that have any relation to the FML? I am so ******* sick of seeing dumb ass comments on FMLs that have nothing to do with them. Some people shouldn't be allowed to comment.